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Dr Demotivational Poster

MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?

TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am

NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for

TAGS: droid stormtrooper
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - September 10, 2013, 10:24 pm
I like ‘phanoe’ better….like it’s a phone for white water…...more hits anyone?....anyone?
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm
I give this 0L's - Should have used a phanoe that was Android based OS not an iPhone!!
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2012, 3:43 am
Not as funny in Lego, but surprised no one has thought of this before. For this, I will give you 4L, but if you do it costume rather than Lego, and I'd give you 6L if I could.
trek - November 13, 2012, 9:53 pm
Wow. That line is a classic and never gets old. Well done. 5L.
TheSanityInspector - October 17, 2012, 10:35 am
Well done, and welcome!
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 5:03 pm
Good first poster. Keep it up!


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?

IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!

TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)

TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.

TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

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pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!

IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.

TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

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CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"

TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

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Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!

ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.

TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!

SCOTTISH WOLVES - its pretty obvious to tell if a scottish wolf has had a wee dram too many

TAGS: dram
Rating: 4.03/5

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ughomer - February 11, 2013, 10:27 am
Good first poster!
ipaprime - February 11, 2013, 8:47 am
nah he is just playing with his lunch

SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast

TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire

TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.

DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.

TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

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Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.56/5

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champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm

WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams

TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
lol sent this to a friend back at home

SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..

IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....

TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.


TAGS: i drink for them
Rating: 4.89/5

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TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:45 pm
This has been a good day for 5L's!
antiwrathman - September 7, 2011, 9:35 am
forseti - September 7, 2011, 2:59 am

COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!

TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?

CATS - Because sometimes they really help you

DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.

Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -

TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.

DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.

TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am
Check out youparklikean*****le.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've ph**ographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm
hahahaha brilliant!!


THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.

TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps

AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome

TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

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levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Coming About Captian!

Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -

TAGS: dreamcatcher
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.

C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3

Knock at 3am -


SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again

JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.

TAGS: jesus saves dungeons dragons adnd
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mr Faust

Haarakkon - October 10, 2009, 8:00 pm
Ha! Clever.

ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.

TAGS: funny drunk
Rating: 4.57/5

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SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive

TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get sh**, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan ***es in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got sh**. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.67/5

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fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh

OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!

TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.53/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance

DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?

TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man

CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.

TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention

TAGS: children
Rating: 4.68/5

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GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
great use for that pic!

ARCHITECTS - The college years

TAGS: drunk beer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sulagar - September 3, 2011, 12:24 pm
Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 11:19 am
You should post to While I was Drunk as well

ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.

TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.

DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind

TAGS: drun k cat beer
Rating: 3.13/5

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LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
*had*...*aboot* even...
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Looks like he's ahd a few already...and what abot in the morning? More of the "hair of the dog that bit him?"


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

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Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


TAGS: puke drunk jager
Rating: 4.05/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm
once with that stuff was enough for me

IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !


TAGS: falcon punch drink
Rating: 3.46/5

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HerculesUltimateHero - September 13, 2009, 2:41 pm
Katrina - April 1, 2009, 11:26 am
OMG!!! Nice
motifake - February 26, 2009, 1:55 pm

Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:04 pm
HA! +5

CONFUCIUS SAYS - He who creates own drama, deserves one's own karma ...

TAGS: confucius says drama desrves karma
Rating: 4.76/5

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holymoly - March 16, 2012, 6:20 pm
@budog.. I was trying to place that face... Mr. Magoo 4 sure.. nailed it
Budog - March 16, 2012, 2:28 pm
He kind of reminds of the old Mr. Magoo Cartoon. Confucius Magoo?
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:06 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 16, 2012, 8:38 am
d***... dude, this explains it all...


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm
and posting things

RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .

TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...

THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google

TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

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KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am
This is not the google you're using.

BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here

TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original

AWESOMENESS - There are signs


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.

PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.

ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker

TAGS: alcoholic harsh prefer professional drinker
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - December 4, 2011, 6:58 pm
Go Green Bay Packers! I'll drink to that...
falloutghoul - December 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
I live in Wisconsin. Nuff said.
maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
Everybody I've Known In My Life Has Died From Smoking Or Drinking, Sad
the1stCOMMI3 - December 3, 2011, 1:56 am
So do I, my friend, so do I.

DRIVING IN THE CITY - Obviously an experienced veteran

TAGS: car driving vet
Rating: 4.37/5

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HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?

TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site

DROWNING - Sometimes it's REALLY Hilarious!

TAGS: drowning lol
Rating: 4.5/5

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LordBakumaru - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
The way I read the sign: Start laughing and have some bacon.
spypengen - April 17, 2012, 8:37 pm
I was gonna do a poster like this. 5L for thinking alike

I'M DONE FOR! - Go on without me... Save yourself!

TAGS: dramatic
Rating: 3.94/5

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BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake

TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol

"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"

TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...

LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!

TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm


TAGS: jimin cricket dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
This is great RL. So very depressing.
Rick69 - February 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Cheers, RL. . . Just go ahead & shatter my dreams. . . Thank5 XD


GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.

TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!

TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?

SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.

TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

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RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.

Untying The Knots -

TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm
indeed 5L

OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.

TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.

PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments

IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind

TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere

MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures

TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
Tell me about it. 5

CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.

TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.09/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm
a very old joke



TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.

YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

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holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.58/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~

FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.38/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.

LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up

TAGS: dog doggie dress up laugh laughing
Rating: 3.38/5

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Alexis.Chu - September 11, 2009, 5:23 am
roflmao I love this one ! 5L
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Poor little wolfe. 5 wiener dog shorties from me

ANGER KITTY - Feedz me now, or my power level becomez ovah 9000!


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.

COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now

TAGS: drinking games
Rating: 4.81/5

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warface - September 17, 2011, 8:21 am
How is Mars a better idea than this?


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)

ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.

TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.53/5

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steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about ****er spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' b***on is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!