Dr Demotivational Poster
MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for
FANTASY FOOTBALL -
IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.
DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!
DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"
ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.
SCOTTISH WOLVES - its pretty obvious to tell if a scottish wolf has had a wee dram too many
SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire
DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.
NEW DRINK -
WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams
SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.
GERMAN GIRLS -
IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....
TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.
THINKING OF OTHERS -
COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.
Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -
DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -
THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome
Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Knock at 3am -
AUDI DRIVERS -
SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again
JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.
ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.
SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive
MILITARY BRATS -
OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.
SAINT PATRICK -
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention
ARCHITECTS - The college years
ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.
DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind
LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?
IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !
FALCON PUNCH -
CONFUCIUS SAYS - He who creates own drama, deserves one's own karma ...
RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.
ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .
COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now
THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google
BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here
AWESOMENESS - There are signs
ITT TECH -
PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.
ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker
DRIVING IN THE CITY - Obviously an experienced veteran
HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?
DROWNING - Sometimes it's REALLY Hilarious!
I'M DONE FOR! - Go on without me... Save yourself!
ANGER KITTY - Feedz me now, or my power level becomez ovah 9000!
BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake
"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"
IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -
GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR -
COSPLAY - Holy CRAP! MY EYES!
GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.
Untying The Knots -
OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments
IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind
MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures
DRUNKEN NIGHTS -
CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.
DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -
CALLING MY EX -
OPTIMUS PRIME & OPTIMUS PRIME -
REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk
OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -
LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up
MORE CHILDREN -
NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.
ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.
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