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Dr Demotivational Poster


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm, #248033
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am, #236764
Ha!


NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for


TAGS: droid stormtrooper
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by damagei

GaryO - September 10, 2013, 10:24 pm, #249518
I like ‘phanoe’ better….like it’s a phone for white water…...more hits anyone?....anyone?
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm, #249516
Phone*
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm, #249515
I give this 0L's - Should have used a phanoe that was Android based OS not an iPhone!!
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2012, 3:43 am, #241195
Not as funny in Lego, but surprised no one has thought of this before. For this, I will give you 4L, but if you do it costume rather than Lego, and I'd give you 6L if I could.
trek - November 13, 2012, 9:53 pm, #240571
Wow. That line is a classic and never gets old. Well done. 5L.
TheSanityInspector - October 17, 2012, 10:35 am, #240010
Well done, and welcome!
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 5:03 pm, #239748
Good first poster. Keep it up!


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm, #249920
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm, #225793
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am, #211793
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm, #211715

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm, #211708
Who plays this anyway?


IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!


TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm, #239719
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am, #198761
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am, #198759
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am, #198758
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm, #198003
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm, #175908
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am, #175845
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am, #175844
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.


TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm, #243228
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm, #243225
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!




DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by elixiri

maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm, #225794
I think I need some milk


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm, #226533
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm, #226531
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"


TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm, #233222
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am, #233079
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am, #233073
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm, #233066
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm, #233062
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm, #51791
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm, #51788
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm, #51779
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


SCOTTISH WOLVES - its pretty obvious to tell if a scottish wolf has had a wee dram too many


TAGS: dram
Rating: 4.03/5

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ughomer - February 11, 2013, 10:27 am, #243372
Good first poster!
ipaprime - February 11, 2013, 8:47 am, #243368
nah he is just playing with his lunch


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm, #228113
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm, #228037
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am, #228033
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am, #228029
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm, #228025
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228000
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm, #227997
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227990
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am, #239140
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm, #239063
The Force is strong with this one.


DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by shoulders

Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am, #223886
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


NEW DRINK -


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm, #218196
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm, #218191
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm, #218187
lol


WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams


TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am, #242306
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am, #231875
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am, #231613
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm, #231602
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am, #231569
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm, #231553
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm, #231539
lol sent this to a friend back at home


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by giulio

ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am, #69238
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....




TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.




THINKING OF OTHERS -


TAGS: i drink for them
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:45 pm, #224067
This has been a good day for 5L's!
antiwrathman - September 7, 2011, 9:35 am, #224042
tl;dr
forseti - September 7, 2011, 2:59 am, #224038
5lainté!


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!


TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm, #241876
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm, #174914
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?


DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.




Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am, #254502
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm, #250111
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm, #246053
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am, #245717
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm, #245706
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am, #245699
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.


TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm, #223595
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm, #247305
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am, #189963
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am, #154346
Coming About Captian!


Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -


TAGS: dreamcatcher
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm, #248620

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am, #248587
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm, #248577
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am, #233466
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm, #233397
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


Knock at 3am -




DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.


TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am, #218019
Check out youparklikean*****le.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've ph**ographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm, #218005
hahahaha brilliant!!


AUDI DRIVERS -




SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again




JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.


TAGS: jesus saves dungeons dragons adnd
Rating: 2.53/5

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Haarakkon - October 10, 2009, 8:00 pm, #125619
Ha! Clever.


ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.


TAGS: funny drunk
Rating: 4.57/5

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SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm, #248052
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm, #248051
Eddie Murphy said that when you get sh**, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan ***es in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got sh**. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm, #227171
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm, #227170
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm, #227169
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm, #227164
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm, #227161
That's True .


MILITARY BRATS -


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.67/5

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fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm, #240159
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm, #219774
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh


OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.53/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm, #256157
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm, #230635
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.


TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm, #238715
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm, #237608
What the...I don't even...


SAINT PATRICK -


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am, #231574

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am, #231559
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention


TAGS: children
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm, #207569
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm, #207220
great use for that pic!


ARCHITECTS - The college years


TAGS: drunk beer
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

Sulagar - September 3, 2011, 12:24 pm, #223889
Done!
Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 11:19 am, #223883
You should post to While I was Drunk as well


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.76/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am, #187670
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am, #187647
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind


TAGS: drun k cat beer
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Koradan

LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm, #121953
*had*...*aboot* even...
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm, #121952
Looks like he's ahd a few already...and what abot in the morning? More of the "hair of the dog that bit him?"


LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm, #146372
Best...movie...ever!
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm, #83911
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm, #83904
sho-nuf
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am, #83893
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


JAGERMEISTER -


TAGS: puke drunk jager
Rating: 4.05/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am, #210675
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am, #210673
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm, #210604
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm, #210480
once with that stuff was enough for me


IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




FALCON PUNCH -


TAGS: falcon punch drink
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Limeman

HerculesUltimateHero - September 13, 2009, 2:41 pm, #117298
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!
Katrina - April 1, 2009, 11:26 am, #69508
OMG!!! Nice
motifake - February 26, 2009, 1:55 pm, #62013

OMG! LMAOOOOO
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:04 pm, #54746
HA! +5


CONFUCIUS SAYS - He who creates own drama, deserves one's own karma ...


TAGS: confucius says drama desrves karma
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - March 16, 2012, 6:20 pm, #231498
@budog.. I was trying to place that face... Mr. Magoo 4 sure.. nailed it
Budog - March 16, 2012, 2:28 pm, #231470
He kind of reminds of the old Mr. Magoo Cartoon. Confucius Magoo?
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:06 pm, #231466
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 16, 2012, 8:38 am, #231448
d***... dude, this explains it all...


IRONY -


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm, #251899
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm, #213361
and posting things


RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.




MATHEMATICS -




ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm, #244049
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm, #244048
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am, #224616
This is not the google you're using.


BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here


TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm, #157957

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm, #157955
Wow.... really original


AWESOMENESS - There are signs




ITT TECH -


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm, #239463
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.




DRIVING IN THE CITY - Obviously an experienced veteran


TAGS: car driving vet
Rating: 4.37/5

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HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?


TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am, #223092
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


DROWNING - Sometimes it's REALLY Hilarious!


TAGS: drowning lol
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

LordBakumaru - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm, #235024
The way I read the sign: Start laughing and have some bacon.
spypengen - April 17, 2012, 8:37 pm, #233496
I was gonna do a poster like this. 5L for thinking alike


I'M DONE FOR! - Go on without me... Save yourself!


TAGS: dramatic
Rating: 3.94/5

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BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm, #226134
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm, #226133

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm, #226129
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm, #227292
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm, #227288
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker


TAGS: alcoholic harsh prefer professional drinker
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 4, 2011, 6:58 pm, #226377
Go Green Bay Packers! I'll drink to that...
falloutghoul - December 4, 2011, 6:51 pm, #226376
I live in Wisconsin. Nuff said.
maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 6:58 pm, #226358
Everybody I've Known In My Life Has Died From Smoking Or Drinking, Sad
the1stCOMMI3 - December 3, 2011, 1:56 am, #226341
So do I, my friend, so do I.


LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!


TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am, #39628
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am, #39627
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm, #39559
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm, #39239
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm, #39230
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am, #14250
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm, #13450
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm, #13449
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am, #13415
IT'S CATURDAY!!!! POST SOME f***ING CATS!!!!
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am, #13406
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am, #13373
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm, #13334
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm, #13294
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm, #13290
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm, #13285
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN!!!


WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR -


TAGS: jimin cricket dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:36 pm, #229822
This is great RL. So very depressing.
Rick69 - February 19, 2012, 5:39 pm, #229821
Cheers, RL. . . Just go ahead & shatter my dreams. . . Thank5 XD


COSPLAY - Holy CRAP! MY EYES!




JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am, #105071
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm, #101387
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.


TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm, #61402
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm, #61401
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm, #50486
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm, #50449
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm, #50448
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm, #18542
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm, #9478
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by caveman

ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am, #225115
Thats a ripper.


IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind


TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Lawleitlover518

pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm, #218608
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm, #218607
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm, #218604
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218602
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm, #218601
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm, #218599
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm, #218598

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm, #218575
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am, #218551
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am, #218550
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm, #218536
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am, #218528
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am, #218524

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am, #218522
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am, #218520
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere


MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by briantoo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm, #251565
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm, #219313

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm, #219308
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am, #219284
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219273
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm, #219271

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm, #219270
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm, #219252
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm, #219248
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am, #219244
great first poster =)


DRUNKEN NIGHTS -


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm, #203179
LOL
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm, #203075
Tell me about it. 5


CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.


TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm, #241492
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by forseti

the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am, #223587
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am, #219428
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm, #219420
a very old joke


REINTARDATION -




CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm, #235054

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm, #235034
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am, #235015
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...




YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.


TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm, #232981
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am, #232971
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am, #232969
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by AaronL

lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm, #231142

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by sickartist

boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm, #224745
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm, #181183
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm, #170319
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am, #154944
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm, #154835
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up


TAGS: dog doggie dress up laugh laughing
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Alexis.Chu - September 11, 2009, 5:23 am, #116906
roflmao I love this one ! 5L
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:32 pm, #116401
Poor little wolfe. 5 wiener dog shorties from me


MORE CHILDREN -


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am, #238854
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.


NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by AaronL

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am, #250695
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm, #244555
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm, #244542
LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.


TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by WTFO

steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm, #244075
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about ****er spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm, #244074
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm, #244073
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' b***on is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am, #243890
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack


TAGS: drop bears
Rating: 3.5/5

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LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm, #136357
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am, #136045
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am, #136044
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm, #118152
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am, #27900
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm, #27879
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am, #25994
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm, #24594
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am, #22158
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm, #14351
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm, #9223
VERY clever!


MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...


TAGS: midsommar drunk funny
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by 888carlos

Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:34 pm, #220507
OK.. cool. So it's the Swedish version of SPRING BREAK!!!? or in Australia, any Friday night?
THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 4:16 pm, #220493
Midsummer - Hangover... LOL, good one :)
888carlos - June 24, 2011, 3:52 pm, #220492
It´s midsummer today....everyody gets drunk, really,really drunk! ;)
Greeny - June 24, 2011, 7:20 am, #220473
Sweedish for hangover, but I'm guessing the funny part must be the broken chair
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:52 am, #220471
Can someone translate or explain the funny?


COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now


TAGS: drinking games
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by house

warface - September 17, 2011, 8:21 am, #224377
How is Mars a better idea than this?


GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.


TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #105046
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm, #100858
I f***ING HATE THIS MOVIE!!!


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm, #256473
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm, #256470
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm, #256453
indeed 5L


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